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Monday, March 20, 2006


Why The Fuck Do We Need A Papaya Tree For?

Today as I was enjoying my newly installed wireless network downstairs at the dining table, I heard a splat outside. I went out and saw this:




Stupid no use papaya tree..only know how to look tall and photogenic! Make trouble for people only.


This is what happens when you're not house-savvy enough to know how to stock up on brushes for emergencies such as this. Fortunately we're not THAT retarded as we had enough common sense to install a water pipe outside.


My slipper serves me well.


Must always make cute pityful semi disgusting face. Trademarked.


To avoid squabbles with the housemates about who's turn is it to clear the next rotten papaya, I decided to do a log system on the bark of the papaya tree. Good idea eh? Bad grammar though.


Mushy papaya is friggin disgusting.


Fortunately for me, the rubbish dump is only a stone's throw away.


Literally a stone's throw away.


..and yes, it went in.

Sorry about the lack of updates, modem back in Subang fried, modem in Kedah sent to be configured for wireless network and had my cousin's wedding to attend throughout the weekend.(YEA PICTURES!!)

This entry was Lie Yuen's idea! She saw me scrubbing the mushy papaya with my slipper and screamed, "I'LL GET THE CAMERA!!!" Good lah, now that she's adapting to my type of mentality at least there'll be more spontaneous blog entries with TWO Jolenes around.

And I still have pictures from Yan Rui's birthday and the Church concert in Kedah..sigh. This is what happens lah when you want to watermark your photos.

Oh, and the mountains of work all piled up. One after another. Shit also no time.


Jayelle's back and neck ached at 9:23:10 pm
 

Jayelle
March 22, 2006   09:55 PM PST
 
jason: hahaha..er...i think i have enough of that. thanks.

esther: nooo..i am being organised.

munkit: yeah ma, fucking papaya tree.

chien: ohho..body part like my usual style hor? and you're most welcome. ;D

eileen: ahahha then you must have nice boobs now.:)

moonlight: heh, thanks for dropping by then.

smashpop: hehehe thanks. i think it is true. more boring = more bo liao.

simon: hahah tht's just too formal..dunwant laa

chengsim: durian lagi cham right?!! imagine the durian cracking open and spilling its contents all over.
chengsim
March 22, 2006   05:29 PM PST
 
hahaha. pity you but its a good experience right? ugh. i think papayas are disgusting too. i hate papayas. wouldn't it be better if its a durian instead?
Moonlight
March 22, 2006   11:35 AM PST
 
Hi, this is my 1st time reading your blog. Not bad and very funny too. I like reading your papaya cleaning ordeal. Hehe^___^
Eileen
March 22, 2006   08:58 AM PST
 
so that ppl who want bigger boobs can drink papaya milk shake/papaya with milk.

*blek*

and I stopped eating papayas when my neighbour told me eating papayas will make my boobs bigger. blergh
chien
March 22, 2006   12:32 AM PST
 
for a minute there i thought it was a body part. disgusting. thanks babe for the laughs. always.
esther
March 21, 2006   05:39 PM PST
 
you vandalised the poor papaya tree.
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