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Thursday, June 23, 2005

What I Might Blog About: At Age 35

14 September, 2022:

It is very dangerous to put bored young boys to be in charge of the local 24 hours convenience store.

Unfortunately that is the closest place where The Husband and I can get our weekly supply of condoms. Unfortunately condoms are still made of rubber. You would think after so many years of R&D those old farts at Durex would have been able to come up with a rubber tough enough to withstand wears and tears. Oh, and needle-poking activities of bored young cashiers at the local 24 hours convenience store too.

At least I will be consoled by the idea that I will have four children to see me into my old age. If I had my way, the mother fuckers at the local 24 hours convenience store should pay for our child support. I will have a talk with Esther about it, she should be able to help me with the lawsuit.

I don't know if I can handle a forth one, what with the oldest only entering primary school last week. It will be a long way more to go, Jolene. A long way. Many more years of puke wiping, parent-teacher meet ups, car wrecks and the usual.

I refuse to go into detail about how I discovered the holes in the condom because really, you won't want to hear about the things the Husband and I get up to when the kids are all tucked up. *Long silence for imagination to take place*

The Husband is secretly happy that he is not shooting blanks just yet, but I'm actually worried about the risks of having a baby after the age of 35. Let's not forget that high blood pressure runs in the family. And I am actually quite embarassed about meeting up with the persistent Ben Shyen the Gynae, AGAIN. I can hardly look at him during our reunions.

Honestly, with three kids who seem to be on a sugar high at all times, a forth one will see me running for the balcony. I mean when you are happily reading blogs (all the old timers at PPS) you won't like to have your toddler showing you his keyboard thomping abilities.

Oh, I just received an email from the local 24 hours convenience store management. They are only offering to pay for the kindergarten fees. Wtf? I'll try negotiating and get them to settle the tertiary education instead. Heh.

*This post is fictional. I've decided that when I am bored, I will spew out fictional entries that I might blog when I'm older and am still in the blogging scene. None about the next 5 years. Don't want to keep my hopes up about anything or jinx anything. There will be more to come. I'm looking forward to writing about the one when I'm supposed to be 72 years old.

Jayelle's back and neck ached at 3:57:43 am

Voon Chan
June 29, 2005   09:23 PM PDT
June 29, 2005   09:22 PM PDT
you will be a party animal:) i can see it. yes u will. uhhuh.
June 25, 2005   08:24 PM PDT
when i grow 35...will i be a party animal or slumping at home in my undies?
June 24, 2005   06:41 PM PDT
irene: haha thanks. just trying out a thing or two.

c.ho: I will assist you in that;)

summer: lol thanks!

jason: nah!! updated liao...

sheen: hahaha..what case?
June 24, 2005   06:40 PM PDT
irene: haha thanks. just trying out a thing or two.

c.ho: I will assist you in that;)

summer: lol thanks!

jason: nah!! updated liao...

sheen: hahaha..what case?
June 24, 2005   12:35 PM PDT
wahaha...dis post IS scary...makes me think of my case...
June 24, 2005   06:35 AM PDT
Possible ah, by morning? Hehe, cant wait to see those photos ler.
June 24, 2005   06:03 AM PDT
See, its 4:02AM now and I am still visiting your blog. Hahaha! While you were sleeping like a pig after attending the PPS BB, which I didn't get to go. *sniff sniff* Hmm~ what am I doing at this hour? Waiting for breakfast at 5AM and err, doing blog hopping?
June 24, 2005   02:02 AM PDT
ha ha ha!! good one girl!!
June 23, 2005   09:20 PM PDT
good. i need them to eleviate my mood.
June 23, 2005   04:49 PM PDT
Andreas: ahaha stay posted. I'm trying to make as many scenarios of me at different ages and just live life and see if the stories I have created actually come through. a good way to live out ambitions, no?:)

Lancerlord: hahaha can what.. got 78 years old...45 years old etc. I'm even thinking about going back in time.

Giant Sotong: LOL. thank you again ar. everytime you puji me i feel so happy;P lol family planning is definitely thought about if I used a condom right? ahemmm

c.ho: ahah more to come!!

Bawang Merah: LOL but it's not they're fault we got horny.

kimberlycun: let me go refer to the talkingcock singlish dictionary to fight back.. *clears throat*
CHIAK PAH BOH SAI PANG..hohoho. yup. the perfect phrase.

esther: ahhaha.. you da lawyer!

kyle: hahaha, i'm skipping a few years, or maybe going back a year or two. very random leh!

amandaseraph: hehehe:D Auntie Amanda come with.. little Amandas? So cute lah! Can't wait till the year 2022. Wonder how wrinkled you and I will be by then!;D
June 23, 2005   03:58 PM PDT
omg little jolenes and ...(?).. running around! how cute!!! aunty amanda is comeeeeeng oveR!
kyle the GREAT
June 23, 2005   03:24 PM PDT
next episode : the trauma of having morning sickness...

June 23, 2005   01:53 PM PDT
hahahhahahaha.. good one! :D
June 23, 2005   01:04 PM PDT
hahhahah si beh siao charboh
June 23, 2005   12:25 PM PDT
Heheheh, make sure they pay for all 4 :P
June 23, 2005   11:13 AM PDT
heheh.. funny. thanks for the comic relief.
Giant Sotong
June 23, 2005   11:10 AM PDT
I knew there was something more to you than that red hair of yours. Hot... .

Better start your research on family planning C8-)

June 23, 2005   10:56 AM PDT
Ha. Imagainative. Maybe I should do the same thing. But I'm 3 years away to 35 leh. Not applicable to me. kekekeke....
June 23, 2005   07:13 AM PDT
hahaha shshhh shh..stay tuned la!! :D haahah.. will be revealed soon. I know I sound like a housewife. Hahaha.

eh, what are u doing up at this hour??:D don't be as crazy as me lah, tidur. tidur;D
June 23, 2005   06:53 AM PDT
Heh, interesting. :D Will you be working or be a SAHM? How come no maids to help you out one?

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